You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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