dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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