i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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