just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Randomize
