On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
They have beer where we have blood.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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