Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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