Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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