For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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