you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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