I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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