butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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