that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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