You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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