at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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