yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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