Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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