Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
