What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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