I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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