apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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