Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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