I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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