I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Can I color on your dick again?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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