we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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