I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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