did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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