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You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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