Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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