That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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