i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize