Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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