Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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