whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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