So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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