Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
My cat gives me a boner
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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