Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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