It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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