My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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