You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize