so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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