I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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