i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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