I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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