That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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Goodbee
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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