Christians are straight up FREAKS
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.