Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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