Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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