I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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