He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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