Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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