Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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