MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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