Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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