: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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