Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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