but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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