they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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