do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He passed out mid-signature
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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