There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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