Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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