I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
handjob tips. give me some.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i now understand why vodka
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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